i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy
the little 5 year old girl I babysit
- me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
- her: Instead of the prince?
- me: Instead of the prince
- her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
- me: Yes
- her: two princess mommies...
- me:
- her:
- me:
- her: fabulous
if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you
69923) My eating is never normal it’s always either nothing or everything.
Moment of silence for all the kids who don’t have a dad to celebrate today with and shoutout to the hardworking moms who raised kids alone.
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
my eyeliner thicker than yo dick
do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
